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Hometown Gig
03:08
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A spotlight
Not God, right??
Am I still on stage
Or am I done at last?
Chest tightens
The knees bend
Help me please
It's 3-D bullies from my past!
Gang way
Here's my A game!
Guy I must impress --
You weren't on the list!
Now tough even the safe stuff
Hope the MC says my name wrong after this
Thank you
Please - one more of these
That's show biz for ya
Bombs away
Just call a car and
Live to fight another day
Hey man - interesting act
Hey man - thought of moving back?
Hey man - good for you
I gotta pack
Good evening
Good evening!
Nice to see so few familiar faces here
My pained words for strangers
Just the way L.A. intended it to be!
Don't come, Klaus
It's FINE, Klaus!
No, I can't get you and all them in for free
But feel free to review me
And volunteer that I am "not your cup of tea"
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Took a trip to Maui
Plane took off without me
Guess I'll have to hitch on the strip
Picked up by a 'copter
My red pumps must've stopped 'er
Only once on board did it hit
The pilot looked mighty familiar indeed
Everyone on board was deceased
How could Huell Howser be here??
Peter Falk's been dead for years!
Judy liked my hairpiece
Freddie said he'd wear me!
Was it all a dream?
Was I dead?
Suddenly Serling and Sterling appeared
Asked if we could "swap" for a year
"We live on Earth, you remain here"
Love you all, but life's too dear!
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Benjo Bachi (便所バチ)
00:30
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Transient Figures
02:15
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Doug mugs store
Can't stand it anymore
All around him
Upward-bound friends leaving town
They've all found their sound
Poor Doug's down
Notes aplenty float up when he dreams
Morning comes not one can he retrieve
Music feeling more like chore
In inverse proportion grow his age and fortune
All those days and nights
Spent attempting to write what might
Gain respect from intellectuals
And pull in that full wage
Now we've set the stage
A drunken rage in which he tries to gauge
If gruff old shopkeep's packin' heat
And how much green he keeps in the cash machine
Scene portending crimson ending
Nobody dies, but Doug winds up in prison
The lesson here for all you younger kids listening:
Only fools choose music
Get a real job!
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Bustin' kneecaps up in here!
Oh YEAH
Knee-slappin' Brothers
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Borrowed Time (Opening)
00:26
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Took my lumps and made a dime
Living was my only crime
Now I'm here trying
To fix some things on borrowed time
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Stir Crazy (Opening)
00:54
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It used to be we'd always see family
Ever since the move it's been so lonely
Just us three
And lots of bad TV
Count your blessings we could retire
Wish you would've picked a place that's drier
Dear Diary: We're going stir crazy!
Now's the time
We're in our second prime
We can be young again
But all our friends are gone
You've got me, the doggie...
All we need's a hobby
'Cause I think we're going stir crazy!
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Come to the South now
So we can show you cake
We make it well down here
So come for goodness sake
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Green Bird
01:48
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It's a Good Day!
03:05
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Pure Poppycock Fugue
02:21
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Song of the Summer 2020
01:03
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Feels like Tuesday
Who's to say it's not?
Summer is hot and it's long
Let's break for this cheery new song
Routine repeated
Juices depleted
"Hold on just a little bit longer"
In May I Tweeted
May the virus soon turn has-been
And may we all stop covering "Imagine"
I'll just be over here in the fetal
'Til the day we can get that sweet sweet...needle!
Brace well for the fall
Wear a mask, vote, give your friends a call!
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Hamilfugue
01:17
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Not Yours
02:19
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No self-casting in my play!
Or do I not have a say?
You've hooked in, my friend
What you want I won't give
Sorry
But you're quick
And you're slick
And you pick up on some kindness in me
Then you spin me 'round
Control is the goal
But I'm not your project
So slow your roll
I'm not yours
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Kuroda Bushi (黒田節)
02:37
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MPO fears you won't
Come to see the show
We sure hope you'll
Try to make it
Hire a babysitter
Say it's your bladder acting up again
Tell your boss you're suffering
I can guarantee ya
The artistry will free ya
There's others on the bill that'll kill
You gotta see 'em!
Come to the Bootleg at 2220 Beverly Boulevard!
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